Tom was sitting there, in his room, contemplating his life and his ability as a human being. He had just murdered and raped Sonic.exe mercilessly, and was considering raping Kyle as well. He suddenly, out of his peripheral vision, saw a DeLorean arrive. He ran outside, and was shocked when he found it was a real working time machine! He got excited and got in it. He turned the time circuits on, and entered in the date ''August 9th, 2011''. He was going back in time, motherfuckers! He backed up, and drove on the road, hitting 88 mph!
The second he did, he was instantly transported to the year 2011! Tom got out of the car, amazed at this wonder of science. Then, he looked in his houses window, and spotted himself putting the disk in. Hoping to stop this whole mess, he smashed the window, jumped in, and ran over to his younger self. "Wait, stop!" he said as he ran. "What the hell? Is that me?" asked Past Tom. "Yes." replied Future Tom. "I'm from the future!"
The second he said that, Past Tom reeled back with horror and surprise. "You mean you're... me from the future?" yet again asked Past Tom. You see, this is why he's failing at school. "Yes.. wait... are you thinking what I'm thinking?" asked Future Tom. "Yep." replied Past Tom, unbuckling his belt and walking over to Future Tom. They both stripped naked and were about to make out when they were interrupted by a familiar male voice.
"AWW YEAH THIS IS HAPPENIN!" They both looked back, and saw Sonic.exe jump out of the disk. "Hey, guys. Got room for one more?" asked Sonic.exe, as a visible erection started rising from his pelvis area. "Sure" they said, excited for a threesome. Soon, the three were making passionate love. Sonic.exe anally penetrated Past Tom, while Future Tom jerked off Past Tom. Suddenly, JC-the-hyena (The original story writer) burst in, saying "Hey, this isn't how it happened! I wanna join in!" They all let him in, and all of them enjoyed a cum filled foursome. Now, for this:
TELL MEH, DUCTER WHERE ARE WEH GUING DIS TYME IS THIS 20,000,000 BC OR 2001? AL I WENTED TEH DEW WAS PLEH MEH GUATAR AND SINK SO TAK AWAY ME I DONT MYND BUT PROMASE MEH WELL BEE BACK IN TIME! TOM IS BACK IN TIME! FUCKING HIS SELF BACK IN TIME! DONT BETT YUR FUTUR ON YAWN ROLO OF DEH DIE. PLZ DONT DRIVE AT8 DONT WANT TO RAPE KYLE AGAIN
I apologize, and will now hang myself. Peace, stay in school!